fuzzy bumpkin

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet
2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

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slower lower

n. The region of the state of Delaware below the "city" of Dover. Characterized by hicks and farmers. See also fuzzy bumpkin. Best known for being the most ghetto rural area on the Eastern Seaboard.

Most University of Delaware students will never travel to Slower Lower for fear of farmers.

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