GJ

Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.

The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.

Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...

John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!

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