A nickname for the Gallente "Dominix" class battleship in a well-known space-combat/trading-based MMORPG.
Can be described as "pregnant" when the speaker wishes to emphasize the size or scale of this massive ship. Shaped like a teardrop.
Guy1: Dude my spacewhale is pwning
Guy2: yeah but its so pregnant
Guy1: help!! being ganked!!
Guy2: coming
Guy1: what are you bringing?
Guy2: spacewhale
Guy1: ftw
Guy1: what are you up to?
Guy2: spacewhaling it up
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The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.
Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.
Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.
Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>
Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
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