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old bone kenobi

noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.

Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!

Theo: Wha?

Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec

by cornfritter October 21, 2010


buckle bass

another term for dick, wang, cock, wiener, meatlog, mandangler, skinflute, etc.

Clay: Hey Tyler, I hear your mom has been fishin for buckle bass and is in danger of catching her limit

Tyler: shut up damnit, you are going to piss me off and then you will not be allowed to come over to my house anymore and eat nutterbutters

by cornfritter October 27, 2010


chewdicka

noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie

Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true

by cornfritter October 21, 2010


badunkaknuckle

Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.

Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!

by cornfritter October 21, 2010


rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

by cornfritter April 14, 2011


tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient

Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass

by cornfritter November 22, 2010


bung oven

a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus

Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"

Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"

by cornfritter October 21, 2010