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A Corndom is when you grill corn with a condom on it and it melts to the cob of corn making it invisible and you feed it to someone you dislike.
*At a Barbeque*
guy 1: Hasko is a fucking loser...
guy 2: so... feed him a corndom and we can all laugh at that fat piece of shit.
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Anson is a clever boy who usually play tricks on other. He is in love with a girl call Cissie Chan
Anson Ngan
stole my pencil case yesterday
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Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.
Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.
In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.
I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.
He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
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The god of being seven, and being handsome gay
Hello, that's god of seven