anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.

"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."

Lyssy

The actual definition of the following: Whore, Slut, Gorgeous and charming. The reasons are, Lyssy sleeps around. She twiddles guys around her finger and then wipes them off after having a normal night's fun. Everyone thinks she gorgeous, but on the inside she's a little brat. She normally has many, I mean MANY guy friends. Only about 4 girl-friends. She is the queen bee of her school. She isn't that smart either however, she tells everyone she gets amazing grades.

If you're a guy and you get a chance of dating her, reject her. It's most likely she's doing something else to another guy.

(example names)

Brad: Hey! Did you meet the new girl? I think her name is Lyssy.
Darren: Oh yea I hear she's gorgeous!
Will: I saw her in the hall with about 9 other guys. What a slut.

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