Christmas Eve

The Black Friday for procrastinators.

What's today? Christmas Eve!? Time to start shopping.

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Slurpee bomb

Taking a partially full slurpee and throwing it at something/someone of significance as a prank or an act of war.

Helen: You fucking slurpee bombed my driveway last night!!!

David: You had it coming to you.

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Delunaware

Adjective describing one who is unaware of the existence of Delaware.

Ashley: What is Delaware?

David: OMG you're so Delunaware!!!!!!

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