pottertoad

1) a fan of Harry Potter but in an annoying way 2) one who relentlessly quotes or references Harry Potter

i had to leave the party last night, it was inundated by pottertoads

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Manila folder

A girl who is a perfect mix of Asian Black and White, that you can't tell what ethnic group they are more of.

Went on a date last night with a manila folder, i Think I'll marry her

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mastrait

1) To flagellate ones genitals 2) to masturbate in a rape like fashion 3) to attack ones own penis/vigina in a personal act of selflove; also spelled Mastrate in certain circles

originated in a PowerQuee song titled: Beatin it Off in a Darken Room

that N-Word Jim nearly lost his dong mastraiting under the pull out couch; Joey's a heavy Mastraitor when ever his sister comes into town; in my coven we mastrait to PowerQuee Lyrics while Jeff the high exalted one shoots his load over us like in that movie: American Pie Naked Mile; that gutter tripe Liz was arrested for public mastraition in the park last week!

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Western Whormlet

1) originally the Alabama crab dangle

2) a sex act where the woman standing with hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the male enters the anus of the woman spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under her armpit he curls himself up and under her body and presses his lips firmly over her vagina cuppingly and hovers her till they both reach climax

this may be attempted by homosexuals but that is known as the Alabama Ball Wrangle only differs by cupping the testiculs with the mouth

the Alabama crab dangle has lost its meaning as originally defined by Tim Meadows, and Dennis McNicholas for the movie "The Ladies Man 2000" so its name was changed to the Western Whormlet

David got the western Whormlet and after it all Kate scatted his Jizz into his face

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minktitties

really white milky soft Breast, the kind you can see the veins in, that just got covered with Jizz

just gave Kim some Minktitties for Christmas, smelled awesome!

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shoeshite

1) observer of a dumb religion, also spelled shushite 2) followers of the LDS, ICOC and JW cults

what kind of shoeshite believes the matrix is real?; wow Mormons, what shoeshites; David joined the "Heavens gates revisited" church last weekend thats cats a total Shoeshite

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dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

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