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A girl so tall, you can't look her in the eyes, unless you show kindness, clean up after yourself, ask if you can get her anything on your way to the store, and make sure she cums first, otherwise she will get you banned from all Hooter's restaurant chains and ask "Who is this?" when you text her.
After years of pretending to be single when frequenting Hooters, he thought he had a bottom bitch, but found out he was blessed to be with a Dirty Makeeta. But it was too late, because she done kicked his ass out, because why? She's a Dirty Makeeta.
The particular moment (often shared between a Straight man and a Gay a man), after blowing a Straight guy (and swallowing) the Straight guy then hits you with an "I'm so happy this happened, because I'm getting married tomorrow", followed by a string of texts saying "you up?", "that was fun, we should do that again", "It would be so much easier if you were a girl".
*If he doesn't send a string of texts, that's not a Dirty JMM, just a hook up.
After hooking up, the guy pulled a Dirty JMM, and now he won't leave me alone.
A sexual act in which, in which you blowing a guy, and right before he nuts, you grab his shaft and recite all the Bill of Rights numerically, with furrowed brows and determination in your eyes.
After a long summer of sneaking around, I learned the Bill of Rights because Nicky was into doing Dirty Sabah's.
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