sausage puppet

Another name for what the male crotch looks like with clothes on.

Guy #1: Dude, where are all the chicks at this party?

Guy #2: I know. I am seeing way too many sausage puppets. Let go somewhere else.

sacriwoot

Purchasing a woot item that you don't really want just to get the woot-off moving along.

Guy 1: "What?! iRobot Roombas AGAIN? What a wootkiller. We'll never get to the Bag of Crap now."

Guy 2: "So why don't you pick one up? I'll grab one to and sacriwoot with you so we can get on to the next item. Maybe it will be the bag of crap."

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