country bumpkin

Contrary to modern belief a country bumpkin can, in fact, spell and they are also articulate members of society.
Also, there ARE female members of this discriminated against group. The females are usually hotter than any other female from any other race/group and once aquiring the male that they chose for life never lose him because they are simply the best at what they do.....in every possible sense of the phrase. :-)

Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: My woman is the best that I ever had or could ever hope to have.
Average dude stuck with average girl: My chick is so fucking superficial. She can't cook, clean, articulate or put out decent sex.
Average dude that managed to get a bumpkin female: Sucks to be you man....I got to go get some from my girl. Later.

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steer

Okay you all got it wrong!
A steer is a castrated bull. As in a fiesty little moo cow that needed his balls removed so that he could be sent to McDonalds in a yummy paper wrapper someday.

hick#1. Hey, that bull needs to be eaten.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. We have to de-ball him first.
hick#2. yup.
hick#1. yup.

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