safe

"safe"'s actual definitions are the following:

1. to sarcastically describe an event or person that has once occured
2. while observing an event or person, describing their appearance or actions

1. PERSON 1-"listen here, fu*king kelly slept with jacob and got fu*king HPV."
PERSON 2-"oh, safe."

2. PERSON 1-"dude, what the hell is that girl doing?"
PERSON 2-"um, it looks like she's drunk and throwing up all over your mom's new carpet."
PERSON 1-"fu*king safe."

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