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Flip the dip

Some super gay, whack-ass bullshit that occurs in Stewart County, Tennessee. There's a small restaurant named The DIp Dairy Freeze that exists off of the side of the highway running through Stewart county. Flipping the dip is simply driving around the building and returning to the highway without purchasing anything or going through the drive thru. "Why?" you may ask, and to put it simply: there is NOTHING to fucking do in Stewart co and this is considered fun.

Redneck fuckhead 1: Hey, Billy-john, what should we go do?

Redneck fuckhead 2 (after pulling his 3 inch penis out of his sister): I dunno, Bubba. I guess we should go Flip the dip and fuckin' suck each other off while my sister drives the truck.

Redneck fuckhead 1: I sure hate faggots and queers but they have the right idea about sucking your buddy's cock. Men do it better, mhm. Oooh-wee, love me some man tongue on my pork-knob.

Redneck fuckhead 2: Oooh buddy, me too! Yum-yum gimme cum!

by cousinfuckersupreme February 27, 2017