cowboy fever

cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!

bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$

mimi: wait what

val: oh she has cowboy fever

mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...

stephen stills

ma lord whata fucking hot ass talented capricorn cowboy bitchass man from texas. (an absolutely brilliant soul)

positives about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-sexy as fuck
-talented as fuck
-has bitches
-MAD CAKE WOWIE SPARE SOME ASS FOR THE REST OF US
-cute teethies
-sexy as fuck (again)

cons about people named stephen stills (specifically the texas capricorn breed):
-short as fuck
-bald ass bitch
-mans got a temper
-sexy as fuck (it's so distracting like mate im just trynna focus on life but ur hot ass is complicating things)
-gae as hell (this one's a joke)

dis man is so hot tbh u pray to not fall in love with him and then BAM u love a man </3

EXAMPLE 1:

person one: oomf likes stephen stills
person two: omg wait which oomf .. i gotta pray for them
person one: u know the one </3 poor soul </3

EXAMPLE 2:

person one: stephen stills is SO HOT
person two: sum 1 call the doctor dis bitch is crazy
person one: no fr he's so pretty :((

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