cox

1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities.
2. A popular surname

1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.

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phontos

Noun.

phonto (plural: phontos)

1. A phontograph.

'I took this phonto of some fit bird last night'

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norks

n. Tits; knockers. Also norkers, norgs, norgers, breasts.

"Look at the norks on her!"

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stiffie

Noun.

1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.

1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.

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twankunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of three very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat, Wanker and Cunt.

"He's a right twankunt!"

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phontograph

Noun.

Phontograph (plural, phontographs)

1. The term used for a picture taken on a mobile phone.

See Also: phontos

'Check out this cool phontograph'

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twunt

n. Useful, satisfying yet inoffensive combination of two very rude words which can safely be spoken in primmest and properest company. Twat and Cunt.

"He's a right twunt!"

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