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basille

A specialty coffee grown from inside a human's anus. The sun never reaches there except in nudist colonies, so the coffee relies heavily on eaten McDonald's because no one can effectively digest it.

Best shared with friends and an effective weight loss medicine.

Oh man, this basille does wonders! I've lost 20 lbs!

I recently began growing basille, and now all my friends love hanging out with me!
Want some?
*grunting noises*
Here you go!

by coyot0 February 13, 2014

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