bleige

A portmanteau of bland and beige. Can be used to mean a dull beige color or to mean bland and boring.

“That shirt is so bleige. You should wear more color.”

“That restaurant sucked. Their food was so bleige.”

pineapple pizza

The subject of many debates on the internet. Some consider pineapple pizza the vilest thing in existence; others love it.

“Can I get some pineapple pizza, please?”
“Hell no!”

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youngledore

A portmanteau of “young” and “Dumbledore”. Used to refer to the younger version of Dumbledore in the Fantastic Beasts franchise.

Youngledore really doesn’t look how I’d expect him to.

headcannon

A miniature cannon mounted on one’s head. Used mainly to prank unsuspecting friends. A headcannon is very difficult to ignore.

“I’ve got a new headcannon.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
*launches cannonball at friend*

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