Zerbe

A man with absolutely ZERO hoes, swag, game, rizz, etc.

Zerbe's are likely discord mods, and have an odd obsession with streaming to 2-6 viewers.

(common term among midwestern highschoolers).

Cassandra: Have you talked to Chris lately, he's always in my DM's.
Coy: He's just being a Zerbe, Chris is always like that.

Joe: He sucks at video games too, especially Super Smash Brothers.

playing coy

to avoid giving direct answers, a shy manipulative way to keep your information to yourself

Ben: i asked Kye about the fight but he wouldn’t tell me anything i didn’t already know
Eli: i’d say he’s just not a rat, but Kye is always playing coy

Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.

Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.

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steggygod

noun;
steggygod. a god of the steeze with power comparable to that of a stegosaurus

coy: “Man, peter sure is a steggygod.”
amanda: “dude 100%, i wish i could steeze like peter”