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The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.
Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.
Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!
Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!
To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.
Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.
When you are obligated to attend church, despite your preferences otherwise.
Dude 1: Bro, let's go play some disc golf.
Dude 2: Can't, gotta go to church with the lady.
Dude 1: Oh, sorry, bro you got conscriptured.
floorganize - v.t., to organize all of your stuff into separate piles, on the floor.
Other tenses: floorganization, floorganized, floorganizing
"Your room is a mess, dude."
"Nah, it's floorganized into separate piles of crap!"
"Growing up we always floorganized all the laundry into separate piles according to wash cycles."