Pooftaface

An expression used to describe a meal in which the food is really shit and disappointing, almost enough so to ruin someone's mood, but luckily the company is amazing and almost makes up for it.

M: Did you taste this ice-cream?
B: Yeah, pooftaface! It tastes like dick.
M: It must be Coles homebrand.

schrader jag

A man of Mexican descent with a very low immune system and is commonly untrustworthy.

Mate 1: where’s Jeremy ?

Mate 2: That weak bitch is sick again!

Mate 1: what a schrader jag !