suxy

When someone does something, acts a certain way, or dresses in a manner that is supposed to be "sexy", but really actually just sucks.

Did you see that old fat chick sporting the fishnets and mini skirt? Blech... WAY suxy!

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Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

Lemonade Stand

A urinal

I'm gonna go to the lemonade stand... where I stand and make lemonade.

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Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.

Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!

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