Benchnaldo

Benchnaldo was the best paid travelling bench rater in all of England during the first half of the 2022/23 season. His career peaked during the World Cup where he was benched in all knock-out games for Portugal. Sadly, his career came to an end after his owner Ten Hag kicked him out of Penchester Urinated after scoring just 1 league goal from August to January. Nowadays, Benchnaldo finds himself in a retiring home in Saudi Arabia

Sam: Someone broke into my house yesterday and stole the bench of my bench press
Josh: It must've been Benchnaldo then

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