jake english

gay british prostitute

person A: omg i cant believe jake english just had hardcore sex with my father
person B: his ass is just so fat nobody can resist him

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Strilonde

The combined names of Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Dave strider, & Dirk strider from the webcomic Homestuck.

Strider + Lalonde = Strilonde making the perfect family dynamic

Person A: Who’s your favorite Strilonde? mine is Rose
Person B: Aw cool mines Dirk