crackdad supreme

the father of all crackdads. they do not appreciate the finer things in life & don’t break it down. Needs encouragement from those around them in order to dance while they hate on those encouraging them to dance from the sidelines. enjoys bhad bhabie gucci flip flops on the low & dances like a piece of string cheese being swung around by a dog. can do the splits on cue and has a very tall man friend. also gets crunchwrap supremes from taco bell even though it gives them diarrhea

person 1: “girl you see that dude over there?”
person 2: “ya what?”
person 1: “he’s a crackdad supreme!”

crackdad

someone who listens to bhad bhabie's gucci flip flops and is a crazy bitch

person 1: "you see Olivia over there? she's about to play "gucci flip flops" by bhad bhabie"
person 2: "oh...she's such a crackdad"

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