if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.
I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????
If you play badminton u can suck your nan while getting pounded by ur cuz.
"You should go round with Mark"
"Does he play any sport?"
"He plays badminton"
"Fuck no."
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When you take a hit of a vape and you don't inhale the smoke so it comes out as a fast little puff of smoke (like a fart).
Does Chloe vape?
No, she Butt Puff's when she tries to vape.
Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.
Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
The most povo AFL team. Port Adelaide is the most feral place in South Australia, filled with bogans who shoot ice up their veins at the pub. All port fans have no teeth and have no money.
Do you go for Port Power?
No, I am not gay and I don't like cock up my bum
if you have any fg that isnt neon kys with a semi auto pistol, i hope u explode and i hope you get boxed by kids on fortnite.
"i have a pastel frankgreen"
"i hope you explode"
A sex position loved by farmers because it reminds them of what they do at home. To do the reverse cowgirl the dude lays on his back while the misso sits on top of him and he pounds her pussy.
"do u wanna reverse cowgirl later tonight?"
"omg yes daddy i just creamed"
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