Valerie

A friend that’s always been there. You’ve known her your whole life. You could go for months on end without talking to her, but you’ll come back and everything would be the same. She’s really funny and outgoing. She says a lot of out of pocket things, but it never changes how you view her. You feel comfortable enough to talk about literally anything with her. Go get yourself a Valerie.

Do you know Valerie?
I love Valerie, she’s my best friend!

doorhammer

A good friend to have. Loud, funny, sometimes lame though. Rejected my halloween costume idea because she thought it was too childish. They repeat words 1000 times to be funny. Believed bonskinny was our friend Valerie. Isn’t allowed any social media except youtube and refuses to give me her phone number. I thought they were a basic tiktok girl when we first met.

Wanna hang with me and doorhammer?

Doorhammer goofy ash.

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!