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1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging
(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"
guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"
guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"
employee: "no refunds"
guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"
*guy 1 runs away*
*employee takes a stress leave*
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a class that you play video games in, usually lasts about 60 minutes, with teacher desperately trying to keep the students on-task. It is usually caused by supply teachers or other phenomenom like that.
(does not include high school french class, as I have not experienced how it is like yet)
1: "ugh that class that we just had was such a french class, the new teacher didn't even know the rules!"
2: "Yeah, I was playing video games and watching youtubethe almost the whole time!"
1: "can you at least pretend that you are working? such a disgrace."
2: "Hey, I wrote 1.5 words!"
2:"I love french class"
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1. a place in the USA where marines train and do landing exercises. A training ground for united states marines. It is a popular tourist destination for people wanting to see some of the country's soldiers in action.
guy: hey, lets go to our local marineland and watch some marines shoot stuff!
guy 2: yeah, and maybe we could buy some souvenirs
1. fair (for you); something that you won
(like a game of cards might be legitimate for you but not for another person)
person 1: hey lets arm wrestle
person 2: ok
(person 1 wins)
person 2: that was so unfair! you bit me!
person 1: thats not true, it was totally legitimate
person 2: it was not legitimate
person 1: ur just salty that you lost
person 1: and i didn't bite you either, i used my "skill"
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a really low budget movie, that turns out to be actually very good.
"did you see that new batman movie? it was such a jurassic park"
kind of like a double chin or a triple chin, except a thanos chin is an รขยย(infinity) chin, used to describe very fat people with ugly chins.
"lol, nice thanos chin"
"hey thats offensive ihm callin teh polices"
*calls 911*