Sweet girl, girlfriend if you get lucky asf. Short for Alejandra, she will give you wackass nicknames, she is smart but can be hella dumb, klutzy, also she is kinky asf like be careful, seriously if she loves you- she will love you. like forever and like crazy. but you will also love her cuz she swag.
The Boyfriend: Wow how are you so swag and pretty and cool and just the best
Ale: It's because I'm Ale
Everyone else: That is so true
the literal best boy on earth. if he is your boyfriend- DON'T LET HIM GO.
also he has a massive schlong. absolute horse cock. massive wiener and kinky and hot and KINKY
and when he finds someone he loves he will love them and just be
the sweetest love of your life.
His Girlfriend: You are so perfect and swag. how??
Caleb: It's cause I'm Caleb
Everyone else: Wow that is so true