Balerno

Teeny tiny little village on the edge of Edinburgh.

Dude No.1: Dude, I'm going to Balerno.

Dude No.2: What, that really really little village near Edinburgh?

Dude No.1: Yeah.

DudeNo.2: Sad.

Weesht

Scottish word meaning 'shut up'. Used commonly in Glasgow, Highland, etc.

"Mum? Mummy? Mummy?! MUMMY?!"
"Weesht, I'm working."

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Why oh why?

The term used by overly dramatic people when something thing doesn't quite go their way.

Normal person: Sorry, but you didn't get the part.
Overly dramatic person: Why oh why? Life is cruel! I HATE YOU!!!!

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