croptions

When you take multiple versions of the same picture so you have options for cropping the image later on.

Becky: "Want to take a picture of me leaning against this palm tree?"
Stacy: "Sure!"
Becky: "Take some pictures portrait, landscape, and some from far away. I want croptions!
Stacy: "You got it!"

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grandma

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."

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touristaurant

Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.

Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristaurant, my food was awful last time I ate there."

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