Penis Slogan

Penis Slogan: {pee-nis sloh-guhn} (N.) Any original slogan, phrase, or aspect of pop culture that has been tweaked and modified, carefully inserting the Penis, to create a satisfying new rendition of the original.

Some Penis Slogans:
1. It's one small step for man... One giant Penis for mankind
2. Capital One, whats in your Penis?
3. The 40 Year Old Penis
4. Penis, It’s what’s for dinner!
5. The Good, the Bad, and the Penis
6. Sprite. Obey your Penis.
7. To Penis or not to Penis? That's the question.
8. Give me Penis, or give me death!
9. I swear to give the Penis, the whole Penis, and nothing but the Penis.
10. Honey I shrunk the Penis!
11. A Penis a day keeps the doctor away!
12. Papa John’s: Better ingredients, better Penis
13. James and the Giant Penis.
14. Hungry? Why wait? Grab a Penis!
15. Snow white and the seven Penises
16. Where's the cream filling? Penis, now that's the stuff
17. Skittles - taste the Penis
18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Penis?
19. Subway, eat Penis!
20. I’m Cuckoo for Coco-Penis!
21. There is no wrong way, to eat a Penis.
22. Think outside the Penis
23. White Penis: What you Crave!
24. America's next top Penis.
25. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis
26. Like a good neighbor, Penis is there.
27. You can’t catch me lucky Penis!
28. Pay no attention to the man behind the Penis!
29. Ask not what your Penis can do for you-- ask what you can do for your Penis.

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Death Tag

To deliberately tag someone on Facebook in a terrible picture; or in a really old or unclear picture, just for personal revenge.

"Joe what the fuck, you Death Tagged me in Jack's old album, and that thong was not for the public to see."

"Christy! You Death Tagged me before my nose and boob job! I'm gonna fucking kill you! OMG!"

"Hey Jim, get to a computer ASAP. Ralph Death Tagged the shit out of you. Untag Immediately!"

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Kfir

To back out of an important event, for absolutely no good reason other than laziness.

Person 1: Dude, you think you're gonna go to that charity event you organized?

Person 2: Na man, I'm pulling a Kfir.

Person 1: You gonna go to the funeral of your friend who killed himself?

Person 2: It's so much easier to just pull a Kfir...

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