5-10-15

A code for what will happen if you so choose to indulge in statutory rape, aka sex with someone under the age of consent. A breakdown of the code is

5= 5 minutes in bed

10= 10 hours/minutes in court (because it won't take a judge or jury long to convict your ass)

15= 15 years in a magic castle where people will gang rape and beat the living god out of you because you're a convicted pedophile.

Dumbass: Yo, bro I's gonna go fuck this bitch over there.

Guy with some intelligence: Dude, she's 15, you're 25

Dumbass: So bro she's just a ho bro?

Guy with some intelligence: 5-10-15 dumbass

For some reason the government looks at sex as some kind of contract, and you cant agree to a contract if your under their arbitrary age. So if the girl is 17 and your 18, just wait, because if she gets pregnant and her daddy finds out it's yours, he'd probably love to 5-10-15 your ass. On the other hand if your 25 and want to screw a 17 year old, eat shit pedophile.

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Cutting Someone Off

When someone drives in front of you or another person, often with little distance left between the two cars.

"Jerry tried cutting someone off so they gave him a little love tap right into the lake"

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Cellular Paranoia

When a person feels like everyone decided to hate them all at once because no matter who they call or text, no one will respond. Generally this is followed by the person calling every single contact in their phonebook, in order to alleviate the condition. Some will also call others off a different person's phone, to see if they are actually being ignored.

Marry had a horrible case of Cellular Paranoia; she called everyone she knew from a payphone to see if they would answer.

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