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A proposition on the 2010 ballot in California that will finally allow for persons 21 and older to legally purchase, sell (with proper licensing), and consume marijuana. It will be a huge step in curtailing the extremely deadly drug wars, allow the state of California to get millions in tax revenue, make pot harder for children to get, and create jobs.
Idiot: Prohibition is so wonderful. Isn't it awesome that the drug war has claimed 28,000 lives in Mexico so far? I love cartels, billions spent locking non violent offenders up, and lost revenue for the state. I'm totally going to vote no on Prop 19! Protect the children from having easy access to weed!
Sane Person: Prohibition has been an unmitigated failure. Billions are lost in tax revenue, we needlessly lock up people for smoking a plant, pot is easier to get than alcohol for those under 21, and tens of thousands have died from the drug wars. Enough is enough. Yes on Prop 19!
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Aliso Viejo is a city of about 40,000 or so middle to upper middle class residents located in South Orange County, California. It is home to one high school, and a place called the Aliso Viejo Town Center (or town center for short). Going to the movies and a fast food joint is pretty much the only thing to do there as it's smack dab in the middle of suburbia, situated between San Diego and Los Angeles.
The city itself is a master planned community, and as such the cops and residents have a seeming obligation to be anal about every minor infraction. The police have been known for ticketing middle school students for riding their bike on the sidewalk, and residents complain if a house is painted a shade of yellow that is "too bright."
"So where do you want to go tonight?"
"How about Aliso Viejo?"
"Aliso Viejo, you mean that uptight conservative city? Yeah right."
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MVE stands for My Virgin Ears
It's used as a way for virgins to get out of hearing their sexually active friends talking about sex, or to end a conversation referencing anything sexual in nature.
Person 1: Johnny was a devil in bed last night. He messed me so bad---
Person 2: MVE!
Person 1: Wow this sausage is so big! I love big sausages.
Person 2: MVE
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