teeny bopper

fuck, don't even get me started on these fucking faggots. i'll burst a blood vessel

i wanna punch a teeny bopper in the fucking face. especially that faggot jesse mccartney

PETA

eco-terroists. obssesed with animal rights, and do vandalism and other crimes against oil tankers, construction sites, and almost anything that has to do with meat/animals. i don't care if they're vegetarians, but they're total douche bags for the other stuff they do, like spilling red paint on little kids wearing mickey mouse ears, drilling holes in oil tankers, vandalizing construction sites, etc.

"PETA are psychos, i think they're into beastiality"

roman candle

a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)

"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"

forty ounce

a forty ounce bottle/can of beer, usually malt liquor

"i just gave you the definition of forty ounce, you don't need a friggin example"

bass

adds to the sound of a guitar, while a guitar makes a bass sound not-boring.

the lack of bass is probably the biggest reason the white stripes suck so much

AC/DC

Their genre isn't fuckin disputed. they're the epitome of hard rock. they're definitely not punk (they don't even like punk), and they're not metal. it's mainly the media that calls them that

"AC/DC kicks ass, but they ain't fuckin metal"

Dud

something that doesn't work. usually used for firecrackers and other explosives

"man, that m-80 was a dud"