SMP

An acronym that stands for "Shit My Pants", used to convey an overwhelming feeling of hilarity in a textual exchange.

Jim sent a picture of his garbled package tea bagging Melissa. I responded with "SMP!!!", because lol just wouldn't do.

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contracism

When a person is given a treatment in his or her favor because of stereotypical attributes not necessarily merited.

Any seemingly racist remark or act that's made by a person out of good will; innocent assumptions made because of race.

A black president is given a longer grace period by his constituency than would a white one. That's contracism.

"Wong? Isn't he Japanese, or something like that? I bet he'd be the guy to see about doing these taxes."

"Don't African Americans have more bones than other humans?"

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Dirty ATM

When a stripper swipes your hand through her crotch instead of taking your dollar, typically done in a state of money lust due to exhaustion.

Scott: My hand will need to be amputated now...
Tony: Docent look or smell very good. I think you’re right.

Justin : We’ve got to find a better way to pay at the club. The dirty ATM costs too much.