rainbow root

the type of "root" often dug up by backhoes. in truth, these are often neglected, low-grade communication cables, as opposed to the awesome, expensive fibre optics laid down today. backhoe operators will often have a "see no evil" attitude when digging these up

"ay man, john just dug up a bunch of rainbow root and i saw him do it."

"okay, if mike (the boss) sees it just tell him it was from a rainbow tree so we don't get in trouble."

"i gotchu man"

bloodgard

an internet phenomenon where people congregate around a popular figure, place or subject with a personal stake. simps and stans are good examples of one side of this, but it also applies to their opposition or detractors. the word also describes the phenomenon generally and the action of creating it

Reddit User: wtf? why is my post on r/chonkers pending approval?
Enlightened Demigod: it’s because they’ve been locked in a bloodgard recently after getting called out for promoting feline obesity. now some loser gets to sit and approve only boring images of fat cats to keep the sub clean of dissent