radial yeild

An explosive wet shit that blows out evenly in all directions against the side of the toilet bowl. Thus radial.
Usually associated with illness or hangover shits.
Quite messy and hard to clean, usually results in lost girlfriends, roommates or urges to vomit after witnessing this.

Dave had to shit after a long night of drinking and the reult was a radial yeild in thebathroom rendering all his friends ill.