Shotgun Spread

If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.

"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."

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