biff

The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.

"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.

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Cartoon Network

An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.

Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.

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jump

a surprised attack by a large group of peeps apone a smaller groups of peeps

Homie see thoses fags over there? the short one fucked my gurl, lets jump those bitches

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chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

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new kids on the block

boy band pioneers from Boston

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

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strait up

an agreement

john:dawg she has a phat ass
Me:strait up dawg

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dick tease

a girl who looks pretty good and flirts with a bunch of guys but doesn't actually like them or want to have anything to do with 'em; leads people on

ex1. lifeguard who'll let you put your feet in the pool but won't let you jump in.

ex2. forest ranger who give matches to a pyro and tells 'em not to burn the forest down.

Hey look at that girl. She's such a dick tease, kinda reminds me of that jennifer miles girl who likes chicks.

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