nigganometry

The study of niggers; one adept in the field of nigganometry is very knowledgeable in the lifestyle of niggers.

Nigganometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. A crash-course in nigganometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.

Black history month is the time of year that the world scratches the surface of Nigganometry.

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Goldfished

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.

1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."

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