West Blocton

It isn't "west" of anything. A tiny town in the middle of Alabama, where nothing ever happens and the town is run by a bunch of mischievous old people who think they are still hip. Dogs run a muck. And no one ever knows the speed limit.

Person 1: Ever heard of West Blocton?
Person 2: No, is there an East Blocton, perhaps?
Person 1: Nope.

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Pooptart

1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)

2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. An insult.

1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.

2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!

3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!

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