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the content that youtubers are milking to create 40-minute lore videos off of an anarchist pig, a kid, a mutated green teletubby and a bunch of random annoying people screaming their ass off in a cringe roleplay video. causes your brain to mentally break down in cringe.
dude 1: hey dream just posted a dream smp video let's watch it
dude 2: i can use something new
*a few minutes later*
dude 2: i need eye bleach
A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
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A synonym for 'retarded person'
14 year old weird girl: 'i'M eMoTiOnAlLy AtTaChEd To DrEaM oMg DaDdY mOmMy I tHiNk I'm DrEaMsExUaL'
Her dad: 'I'm going to buy the milk'
Her mom: 'Why did that abortion had to fail'
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antony spun against luton town and got subbed off in 3 minutes after letting ross barkley pocket him
Clickbait, cringe quizzes, fake feminism all rolled into one website.
You are male - 'kIlL aLl MeN!ii11!!'
You are white - 'WhIte PeOpLe MaGnEt'
Basically, you are Satan if you're one of those above.
It's so clickbait a Harry Potter title could lead you to p***hub.
Retarded 14-year-old girl: 'Oh my god i took a Buzzfeed quiz and apparently my favorite color of oranges are orang-'
Her babysitter: It's 12 noon, time to take your medicine
The same b*tch: oH yEaH, i FoRgOt To MeNtIoN tHaT bUzZfEeD tOlD mE tHaT mY fAvOrItE eLeMeNt In MeDicInE iS aRsEnIc
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