Chavington

A mocking term for certain chav that try to (and fail) act sophisticated, they will momentarily drop their native colloquial language and use real words to lure in the more gullible. The one's lured in are likely to be mugged.

"This man's monacle suites his fake Adidas tracksuites perfectly, he's obviously a chavington."

Media whore

Someone who feeds from the aknowledgement of others over social media. The types of media whore are:

1. The 'loner' - this whore will go on to a social media and suck the life out of one single target looking for friendship.

2. The 'twit' - these whores are twitter 'over-users', who post crap about their lives that nobody needs to know.

3. The 'leech' - these whores absorb the creative works of others, then shit it out as a big bunch of uselessness, which they spam all over the internet.

Justin Bieber is one example of the media whore type: 'leech'. Thats all you need, Justin Bieber. Perfect example

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