noodling

(n) The act of putting ones fingers inside a woman who has an overgrowth of pubic hair. Relates back to the sport of noodling, in which an individual places his arm into a dark hole in the hope of having a catfish bite onto his arm so he can pull it out.

Related to noodler (n).

Mike " So, saw u were with that girl last night-how was it?"

Matt " Was horrible, everything was going well until i realised id have to go noodling. Lost my damn watch too!"

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ox pecking

When a skinny lesbian is in a 69 with a fat lesbian, and the fat one stands up. The skinny one looks like she is an ox pecker eating off a buffalo.

So after a long day, I come home to find my wife ox pecking our neighbour. Boy did that buffalo run!