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Chris: I think the new Apple iPad is a great gift, but I want to make sure I get all the features.
Jessica: Go in to the Apple Store and tell them you want the MaxiPad.
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When you are with people or in a IB chat, and no one has anything to say.
Also applies to boring events.
I'm in a chat room with Santini and Brian, and they havent said a word in an hour. It's a real mummyfest.
I was at a party recently with some of the most boring people I ever met. What a mummyfest.
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Food redistribution occurs after doing cocaine before a meal, and you are out to dinner with people who don't know. Since you can't eat, you shift food around to make it appear you are actually eating.
I suspected Craven might be doing lines, but I was convinced when I saw him doing food redistribution at Accapella. He didnt eat anything, he was just moving his food around.
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A bar or hotel frequented and or run by lesbians.
I was a little suspicious that my friend Jessica might be gay, but I confirmed it when I saw her and her friend from New Hampshire canoodling over a glass of wine in the village at a known Lesbi Inn
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21st Century destroyer of Jewish wealth.
That g'dam Madoff Hitler destroyed so much Jewish wealth and Jewish charities.
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