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An amazing song by the amazing musician Jason Mraz.
Guy1: Hey, what are you listening to?
Guy2: "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz
Guy1: Awesome.
33π 10π
When you use portals in a clever way.
you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."
me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"
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The kind of assholes who always have to have the last word in an argument, no matter what, in order to preserve their self esteem.
They will usually try to change the subject once they know that they've lost.
normal person: "okay dude shut up this is serious"
last word nazi: "don't tell me what to do."
normal person: "why couldn't you just say 'okay fine' like a normal person?"
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One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.
Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.
Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!
15π 4π
A punch.
When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.
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