swipe

to commit credit card fraiud

Teejayx6: Bitch tf I look like?? I don’t fucken swipe
Us: *knowing damn well that nigga swipe*

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AP kid

Someone who is in Advanced Placement classes and thinks they are quirky and funny (Girl AP kids), or thinks that showering and keeping good hygiene is less of a priority than calculus homework (Boy AP kids). These kids range anything from quiet to loud and trying too hard to trying too hard. These kids are usually found attending SAT prep camps, After school clubs, or just studying. Most of these kids, 1. aren’t funny and you are forced to laugh at their jokes, 2. Obnoxious and annoying, 3. Trying too hard all the time to fit in, 4. and think they are quirky for liking Tyler the Creator’s new album. BEWARE: Some people might be in all AP classes or in some and not be an AP kid. If you are looking to stop being an AP kid, it’s too late i’m sorry.

*loud girl voices*

Girl 1: “Did you hear about Kevin Abstract running in his front lawn for charity?”

Girl 2: “Oh my god, He’s so brave! I love him! Such a sweet hard. And I oop-“

Girl 1: “Hahaha that was so funny do it again!”

Me: “Look at those fucken retards!”

Cool dude #4007: “I know right. What a bunch of AP kids”

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