Tjark

A Tjark is a person with a big heart and an even bigger dick. He is a caring, loving friend who will always be there for you. Loud people who look for fights irritate him and he might punch them with his member when feeling afraid. Otherwise he is quite peaceful. Tjarks are known to be great in arts and music. Sometimes they talk hours about topics that nobody care about except them. They love cranes.

-"Hey, you see that dude with the BDE? That is defintley a Tjark!"

-"Wow, that fella never shuts up about construction sites...He must be a Tjark."