arstin

Often misspelled as "asking" by anyone who is not a black, urban, UK resident. Meaning "to arst". White folks have difficulty with this word and its derivatives. So much so - in fact - that they are leaving the UK in their millions for lands where english is spoken.

I is liek arstin u for da last time innit to give us you walitt yeah.

Moose

What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.

Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...

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Ha-Ha

Originated in 1805 at the Battle of Trafalgar. Admiral Lord Nelson, only minutes away from trashing Napoleon's grand fleet, managed to get himself shot. As he lay dying, he tried to whisper something to his buddy Hardy. But since he was dying all he could say was Ha...Ha...

Lord Nelson: Liek, OMG I got shot! Ha-Ha!
Hardy: OMG he almost arksed me to kiss him.
Bystanders: OMG OMG!!!
Hardy: HA-HA!

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