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Obscure worship of dead furry animals
We must perform a quirkafleeg
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Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".
Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)
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Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.
And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.
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Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.
Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.
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In a bad way, in a bad situation.
He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.
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Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.
Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.
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A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.
Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!
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